![]() ![]() bj gets a blowjob from the bartender in the bar next to the restroomĢ. btw my favorite scene from the book was this one:ġ. he must be crying over every orgasm he has, because he feels guilty for not being with magnolia. can even have threesome with the both parents for further effect. why then he hadn’t fucked her mom? it would be bonding to death and im sure he would feel the closest he ever had to magnolia□□. She’s sad that I’m sleeping with other people, it must be because she still has feelings for me. “You have sex with other people and tell her because when you do, it makes her sad and her being sad about that validates your feelings for her. and this is the explanation of his actions from his friend’s perspective: he’s that obsessed with magnolia that had sex with all of the girls she hated and even her friends□‼️□‼️. also he’s a manwhore and fucks everything that moves. they’re were childhood besties, so in the timeline of the book they’re not together, but constantly have sleepovers(without sex or anything). ![]() she didn’t forgive him back then and they broke up. omg, are these… the consequences of your own actions?□□. He, quoting, cried so much he worked himself into a sort of panic attack. there was the scene where he told magnolia about it and they cried together. we didn’t know him or why it happened, but we know he did. I’m gonna focus now on her and bJ’s relationship because if the book even had a theme it was them.įirst of all, the story even started off with bj being a cheater. at the end of the book there was presented three mf boys who were in love with magnolia BAHHAHA i was dying. The romance aspect aka the plot go the book was so messed up and dragged out it’s laughable. GUYS there were moments where her father said something to her and she thought “elton hadn’t told me about it” GIRL□□. and magnolia’s god father was elton john. WHAT IS THIS ANBFKSLDOFKXLL WHY THEM LMFAO. I spent her seventeenth birthday party sweating fucking bullets because I’m pretty sure her dad told Kendrick Lamar and Travis Scott to stare me down and keep me in line. I’m seriously scared to even think of the amount of rappers’ references this book had. She’s the deer and I’m the wolf and there’s a massive truck headed right for us in the middle of a dark night.□ ![]() the metaphors tho were god tier as always. beside that there was 37 mentions of adjectives “fucked up” and 10 of “fuck up” to describe hoe unheathly the relationship is. her “obsession” is just being aware about what everyone wears and knowing famous clothes brands. and instead of develop magnolia’s personality, the author decided to just constantly mentioning(in magnolia’s perspective ofc) who wears what. the thing is tho that this book has no plot beside the constant back and forth between h and H. for example, magnolia is “obsessed’ with fashion therefore there must be the plot line that would develop it somehow. even the traits the leads had were mentioned once ot twice in the whole book, that i even forgot about some of them. every time one of the friends was mentioned i was confused, cause i didn’t know if it was the new character or the old one. all of their friends and other love interests were added only for minding magnoliabj’s business and push them back together. if magnolia(h) and bj(H) at least had 3 personality traits for each, then all of the side characters’ literally were the same person. ![]() when i say that none of the characters that were presented had personality i mean it. The writing style in this book was hideous. While you were home sick with a flu, the love of your life had penetrative intercourse, at a party, at his old house, in a waterless bathtub, with someone else who smelt like musk and orange blossom and… tuberose (I think?)Įveryone who says that this book is a british version of gossip girl must be hating the show, because why then u insult it that much? one star purely for me for finishing this and vibing to drake’s songs while reading(don’t blame me his songs about being a manwhore are so good□) ![]()
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